Thursday, June 12, 2008

Welcome to "Maverick or Escort?"

So, is John McCain the biggest flip-flopping Bush-slobberer ever?

So, that's what we're doing here: counteracting the ridiculous notion that John McCain is independent, or unpredictable, or somehow different from all the other slavish GOP operatives.

Plus, the Maverick and the Escort are two really crappy Ford models. I've driven them both. What a nightmare.

So, feel free to use this image, or any other version of it you wish to create, in any way you like.

[Offer limited to registered voters of any party who promise to do their duty as sovereign citizens, defend the Republic, and yank the Obama lever as hard as possible this November.]

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Can't do better than 100%

Guess how often the Enhanced Escort voted the way Bush wanted him to in 2008?